Kiss me baby!
Don't rush love, rushing is a no no.
O God, please tell me.
I'm engrossed by my fantasies,
but when you smile, my heart skips a beat.
I don't know why.
There's no end to my secret excitement.
You still don't know anything...
...about the real me.
The number grows one by one,
counting the firsts for just you and me.
I'll connect them all and jump into your arms.
Oh, I love you.
Don't rush love, rushing is a no no.
O God, please tell me.
I'm engrossed by my fantasies,
but when you smile, my heart skips a beat.
I don't know why.
There's no end to my secret excitement.
Mind if I... invite you somewhere next time... since we haven't done much together lately?
If you want.
There you have it, it's a date!
I'll have you go all the way this time.
The sign is H!
I kissed her, so skipping second and third base...
Can I even do it right?
Wait...
I've tried not to think about it, but...
Is Yamada experienced?
You know what I think?
Yamada and Kanejou have definitely slept with tons of guys.
I'm sure they both have the Kama Sutra memorized.
I figured as much.
What about Misato?
No way!
What happened next?!
Impossible!
I'll bet my life on it.
That's 'cause you love big boobs.
But she'll sleep with someone one of these days, right?
And right in the middle of fucking...
You suck, virgin!
She may just blurt things out like always.
I'm just kidding.
What are you imagining?
But...
You're pathetic.
You came way too early.
Kill yourself!
I'm sure she's still better than Yamada.
What, Kosuda! You're not afraid?
You must be amazing in bed.
Or are you a masochist?
It's okay to come fast.
What are you doing?
I'm simulating a follow-up conversation for when Kosuda messes up.
Unbelievable...
You came before we started.
Don't worry, it happens often.
No, I can't accept that!
Kosuda, are you sure about picking her?
The Kanejou Household
The Sparkling Secret of the Noble Brother!
I'll get there pretty early.
Maybe she'll also come early.
That would be great!
No, I'm dreaming.
No, no.
It's not a dream.
Stupid Kosuda.
How dare he make me wait.
Well, I got here an hour early.
Maybe I'll fix my gloss.
Hey, excuse me.
You're so late! Let's go!
Seriously?
I didn't think it'd work, but I'm so glad to be alive!
Can't you tell that people will flirt with me if I'm out here alone?
You need to be here two hours early.
My dear brother!
Keiichi?
Keiichi, where are you?
He went out.
My, he's like a bird.
I wish I could lock him up somewhere.
Now now, enough with that.
Tea is served.
Is there anything else you'd like?
Ah, my back...
Are you okay, ma'am?
Mommy! Where are you?
Mommy, mommy...
My water broke...!
Oh sorry, where is Jinbocho?
I... I have a date...
He's late!
It's already time!
There are still five minutes left.
Doesn't he want to see me as soon as possible?
Well, whatever.
It's not like I give a damn about-
Hey, Yamada.
Just to clear things up, I don't like you at all!
Next stop, hotel!
I was finally able to invite him to fuck!
Now, lose your virginity!
A hotel?
Kanejou's brother?
Yamada!
Sorry I'm late.
Oh, that wasn't for me.
What a pity.
He's...
Kanejou's brother?
Yamada, I'm sorry about the other day.
As a sign of acquaintance.
Don't try to get close to me.
I'd like to take you to tea as an apology.
Wow, check out at that table.
What a good-looking couple.
Are they models?
Wow, they're a perfect match.
Wait, is that a third person I see?
You're right. I didn't even notice him.
Maybe they're just sharing the table with him.
What's with this situation?
What's going on?
Is this a penalty?
Because I was late?
I got flustered and took the invite.
Why am I having tea with him?
I need to use the restroom.
I'm Kanejou Keiichi.
Nice to meet you.
Oh, likewise.
I'm Kosuda Takashi.
Is he after Yamada?
What's your relationship with Yamada?
Tell him she's your girlfriend!
That's the only way you can compete with him!
Sh-She's... She's my...
I like her.
I see, so it's a crush.
I'm so sorry.
This is actually just a one-sided crush?!
You're not actually going out with her?
Does that mean I can ask her out?
No matter how cute he is, Kosuda's so much better.
After all, he's a virgin.
Kanejou's brother's just a rich mama's boy.
I bet he lost his virginity to one of his maids during his childhood.
And he probably has sex all day now.
Damn it, I'm so jealous!
No! I hate you!
What's wrong, Kosuda?
Yamada!
I was just talking to him about how I like you.
Too bad, I don't like you.
Wow, that was quick.
She didn't even think about it...
That's a first.
That was my fault for being vague.
Please go out with me.
No!
Yamada...
Is it because you like Kosuda?
Even God wouldn't laugh at that joke!
It's not about Kosuda.
I just can't go out with you.
Why?
Because...
You're not a virgin, are you?
What's she saying?
Was that supposed to be funny?
Of course he wouldn't be a virgin.
Is that what's important?
To you, at least.
Yeah.
That's why she likes me?!
What a relief.
I can meet your expectations.
You're a virgin?
Why? How?!
What about you?
Why do you care so much about virginity?
Sex isn't required in life, you know.
Is that supposed to be a joke?
I want like a million fuck buddies!
No, I can't say that.
Well, isn't it natural to have sex with the one you like?
Nice cover.
I also agree.
But you see...
I've been approached by many ladies,
but I just couldn't seriously fall in love with any of them.
Anyone who had the chance was eliminated by me.
That's why he's still pure.
I'd never found anyone to be the right person.
So he was taking his time cause everyone loves him, and time just flowed without him ever having sex.
Wanna take him?
Until now, that is.
Yamada, you're different from anyone I've known.
It was the first time I'd asked someone out.
You're my first.
No, no.
Don't let him fool you, Yamada!
Besides, he could be lying just for the sake of flirting.
No one as hot as him would be single.
What about you?
Well, I guess it's possible.
A hot virgin...
Could he be the perfect man for me?
Who else would be both hot and a virgin?
That's right!
He's the type of man I've been looking for.
Oh, it's already this late?
I promised to go see a concert with my sister.
It's unfortunate, but I must go now.
I'd like to hear your reply soon.
I thought I rejected him, but he's already expecting a reconsideration from me.
What a scary guy.
But I guess he doesn't have any sex techniques.
Who would've guessed he was a virgin...
What am I laughing about?
Isn't there a much greater problem?
Was his girlfriend about to be stolen in the middle of their date?
That's pathetic.
No technique... No technique...
Yamada, I was thinking we could...
I smell someone hot.
Yamada!
What a coincidence!
Misato?
Wasn't there someone hot around here?
Oh hey, Kosuda!
A little slow there.
Why are you two together?
Are you on a date?
No way!
We just happened to meet here.
Well, I'll be leaving now.
See ya.
I even practiced techniques in bed.
Misato, I'll kill you someday.
Why not now?
Oh, Keiichi, you're so late!
We still have plenty of time until the concert.
What could you have possibly been doing?
I was meeting with Yamada.
I made a confession of love for the first time in my life.
Thank goodness.
It was just a dream.
You were suffering in bed for three days.
Oh, are you awake, Kyouka?
It's been three days, but Yamada still hasn't given me a reply.
Miss!
Kyouka?
Extra:
High school boys' sex talk!
What about Miss Akai?
She's a health teacher, so that kinda turns me off.
Who knows, she could be a virgin.
I-I'm not used to this kind of thing.
And you can lead her in bed.
Wow, that's totally hot.
I'd totally tap that.
Right?
Well, that's the gist of it.
Are you dumb?
Well...
You wouldn't have expected that hottie to be a virgin, would you?
But who in the world would flat out say that she only goes out with virgins?
Kosuda's probably worried sick that you're only after his virginity.
N-No way.
Is Yamada only after my virginity?
He's seriously worried.
No way.
But when we first met...
You're still a virgin, right?
Could Yamada just be a virgin maniac?
All right, fine.
I'll just tell him it's a misunderstanding.
K-Kosuda.
It's not that I like inexperienced guys.
I'm in love with-
It's not that I like inexperienced guys...
It's not a misunderstanding!
I chose him 'cause he's a virgin!
That may have been the case at first, but it's different now, isn't it?
It's not different! I want to sleep with a virgin!
Then go out with Kanejou's brother?
If sex is all you're after, just give up on virgins.
Yamada, let's be honest with yourself.
What do you want?
You don't care about virginity anymore.
You like Kosuda because he's Kosuda.
Yamada?
Allow me to explain.
When Yamada's mental stress reaches a certain level,
it triggers her "Yamada breaker" installed in her heart.
Sign: Yamada breaker
Go back!
You are incorrect.
I like virgins.
Ah, all her saved data has disappeared!
Half Way Into Love?
Get Your Slutty Hands Off My Kosuda!!
Hey, it's Kanejou.
Morning.
You've been absent for a week.
Are you feeling better now?
M-Maybe she's still sick.
Wh-What the?
The window just...
My brother asked out Yamada.
And Yamada was in the middle of her date with Komatsubara.
It's Kosuda, get it right!
Miss has lost some of her memory from experiencing a strong shock.
Fine.
Just as I initially declared, I'll steal your boyfriend.
And then I'll throw him away like a used condom!
Good morning, Kanejou.
If I recall, Miyano and Koitadashi- Kosuda have been friends since they were little.
Then, you take hijiki seasoned with-
Miyano.
Hey, what's Kosuda like?
Does Kanejou like him too?
I thought I could always be with him.
That's all I'd ever asked for, but...
He's long gone to a place I can no longer reach.
Don't lose, Mayu! Stay strong!
Sign: Miyano's God of Sex
No, it's all right.
Both Yamada and Kanejou are great people who deserve to be with Kosuda.
He's a very handsome, nice, manly...
I think you have the wrong person.
I'm talking about Kosuda Takashi.
Under the first monarch of the House of Bourbon, King Henry IV of France...
I can't figure out her real intentions.
I'd love to talk about it with someone, but...
No one takes anything I say seriously.
Miyano?
I brought you some food.
I'm not here to spy or anything.
Thanks as always.
Oh, Miyano.
Do you have some time?
Your love worries?
Well, if you don't want to, it's-
Not at all, if you're fine with telling me.
I talked to you about my love when we were little.
Sorry, I know we're old friends, but we almost never talk.
Sign: ...almost never talk.
Oh, nothing.
I see.
You've gone on several dates with her?
Yeah.
But you don't get along at all in school.
Sign: ...don't get along at school.
Do you think so?
Maybe she's just toying with me.
That can't be true!
Yamada's a sweet, kind person.
Is she?
Don't you like her?
Kosuda, you confessed to her in front of everyone.
You looked cool.
I wasn't really...
I'm sure you'll understand her feelings one day.
Miyano.
I'm feeling a lot better now.
Miyano, you're so sweet.
Mind if I go talk to you again sometime?
Not at all.
Geez, Mayu!
Don't root for his love aimed at someone else!
It's fine.
But it's pretty common for a romance to start like this.
Stop.
Don't drag me over to the dark side.
The next day.
Kosuda, you're in the photography club, right?
What sort of pictures do you take?
Oh...
Yes?
What's going on?
She usually only says hello.
I don't know much about you, but your heart shall be mine when I'm done with you.
I can already see Yamada crying in defeat.
I've never seen such a radiant smile.
Fucking Kanejou...
Is she flirting with Kosuda?
You bloody tampon!
I see.
There are so many different ways to take pictures of sceneries...
Haven't I said enough to make you mine?
You're monopolizing my attention, so why aren't you confessing your love for me?
You think exactly like Yamada.
No!
Could Yamada have already lured him with sex...?
What a witch!
She's a black magic woman!
Miss, watch your manners!
You're not far off, I must say.
Damn it.
What are they saying?
This leaves me with but one choice.
Secret Yamada Magic: Yamada Eye Lip Reading!
Read Kanejou's lips.
My brother also loves photos.
You should come over to my house.
I'll formally introduce you to him.
...over to my house.
I'll formally strip you naked and rape you up the ass in bed.
What did she just say?!
You suck at reading lips!
Kanejou would never say that.
Don't put her on your level.
I'm getting tired of hearing your delusions.
This isn't a delusion. It's lip reading!
You just don't know how she really is.
She's trying to overthrow me and become the queen of the school!
My, how horrible!
Slash sarcasm.
Even if Kanejou invites me, I couldn't just go over to another girl's place without telling Yamada.
Mr. Kosuda.
Please, hop in.
Now, please.
Please.
Please be seated.
Now, please!
Who in the world... could turn down something like this?
Is that Kanejou's car?
Kosuda was inside.
I never thought she'd actually abduct him.
Are you serious?
Welcome home, Miss.
Wow!
I'm sorry.
My brother seems to be out.
She's also spankin' hot in her casual clothes.
She's a true lady!
Kosuda, you seem to be on good terms with Yamada,
but aren't you interested in other girls?
Like...
Me... perhaps?
What do you... mean?
K-Kanejou?
What's going on?
What's happening to me?
I-I'm safe, aren't I?
He won't just rape me out of nowhere, will he?
No!
Kanejou!
I can't.
I can't do this any longer!
Sign: Kanejou's God of Sex
You can't win against Yamada if you quit.
That's right.
But... what am I supposed to do after this?
You're supposed to seduce him, what else?
Seduce him?!
But, how?
I've never seduced anyone before.
I know.
Legs!
Legs...
Legs!
Kanejou?
I can do it.
Just one more push!
I've got him.
Now, Kosuda's mine!
Miss, tea is serv-
You've got it all wrong!
I was just trying to seduce-
"All wrong"?
In any case, no word of this shall ever get to my brother.
And Ms. Ichihara?
Yes?
He's a tougher opponent than I first imagined.
Do you know of a quick way to conquer him?
What in the world was that?
Kosuda!
Yama...
At the time, Kosuda had no time to think about asking, "Why are you here?"
or perhaps, "There's nothing going on between her and I"...
...because instead, he was more worried about his life coming to an end.
Oh, Ms. Ichihara!
You're such a genius tactician!
You're a veteran woman, no doubt!
Kosuda won't even last a second with that plan.
Kosuda-
He's gone!
Why did you go to her house?!
Don't you like me?!
S-Sorry.
So, what did she say?
"Aren't you interested in other girls?"
"Me, perhaps?"
You're not allowed to be confused about your feelings!
I'm only halfway through.
Halfway through?
Of what?
Don't ask!
Y-Yamada?
I'm halfway through with falling in love with you.
Do you have a problem with that?!
Not at all.
To be continued...
I want to embrace you!
I want to see you!
The moonlight is shining.
I don't need the glass shoes tonight, Darling.
I close my eyes, yet the moment we touch,
I awake from my dream and my chest suddenly feels tight.
Hey, come pick me up.
Keep it a secret from your mommy.
Bathing in the moonlight,
I am the barefoot princess, you see?
I want to embrace you!
I want to see you!
The moonlight is shining.
I cast a magic spell that will last forever.
I promise you.
Never again, will I let you go.
I don't need the glass shoes tonight, Darling.
Preview
It's another Christmas Eve yet again!
I'm fully ready and fully armed!
I'll lose it this time!
I'm kind of worried about Kanejou's eyes in all her portraits,
but I'm going to hit up the bedroom with Kosuda!
Nude? Yamada nude?!
Ah, the sensational penultimate!
Hey God, I'm sick of you ending things halfway!
Nude! Nude! Nude!!
Don't miss it!